things i need to know

And I thought I was cheaper than this:

$5190.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

I'm glad to see that I can still fetch a pretty awesome sum - at least enough to pay off my credit cards. Time to rethink that insurance policy and go with cadaver mongering.

Moving on...you know my distaste for most children and my fear of anything in large numbers? Well, the survey I took below gave me information that could one day save my life in the event of the above dislike/fear combo confronting me on the street:

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You know, it is always good to know your limits. As long as our school system keeps a cap on kindergarten class enrollments, I'll be safe. (thanks goes out to Tracy, who supplied me w/ the links)