- the edge of the bed (with my toe)
- the doorknob on the bedroom closet (with my hand)
- the dog gate (with my hip)
- the corner wall in the hallway at work (with my shoulder, while carrying tea)
- the edge of my desk (with my thigh)
Perhaps I should take a hint and not leave my chair or attempt to drive.
In other news, my windshield wiper motor appears to be completely fucked...and not in a good way. I'll have to make an appointment to get it replaced (to the tune of what I estimate as $200+.) Merry fucking Christmas.