12.17.2007

off kilter

I'm a klutz today. So far (and it is only 8:15 AM), I have run into the following things:
  • the edge of the bed (with my toe)
  • the doorknob on the bedroom closet (with my hand)
  • the dog gate (with my hip)
  • the corner wall in the hallway at work (with my shoulder, while carrying tea)
  • the edge of my desk (with my thigh)

Perhaps I should take a hint and not leave my chair or attempt to drive.

In other news, my windshield wiper motor appears to be completely fucked...and not in a good way. I'll have to make an appointment to get it replaced (to the tune of what I estimate as $200+.) Merry fucking Christmas.